Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynski in a limerick.
Contestants’ Entries:
Entry # 1
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Entry # 2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chin sky.
Entry # 3
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.
Entry # 4
There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr’s lap
She confided, when trapped,
“Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky.” *
* Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet
dancer (whoa! ROFL, ever see pix of both????).