Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus:
Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte
Prozac virus:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care
Sharon Stone virus:
Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it’s there.