A guy is sitting at a bar eating the nuts in the bowl that are
on the counter. As he looks down he notices that there was a nut
talking to him. As he gets closer he can hear what it is saying
to him, it says, “Hey your one good looking guy!” Another nut
said, “Yeah and I bet you’re rich too!”
The man asks the bartender, “What’s up with those nuts?” The
bartender just replies, “They are complimentary nuts.”