Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the
paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that
was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ
and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face. “I’ll never
understand why the biggest schmucks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replies, “Why thank you, dear!”