A man takes his wife hunting, and impresses on her again and again that “Ify ou shoot a deer, don’t let someone else claim that they shot it also and that since they killed it… it’s *their* deer!” So… he’s in his stand hardly for 10 minutes when he hears his wife shooting nearby. He rushes over to her stand to find her pointing her gun at a man who is loudly disclaiming… “It’s your deer, lady… It’s your deer… Just lemme get my saddle off it!!!”