On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and
next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, ”Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to
you?”
The kid said, ”Yeah.”
The cop said, ��well next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.”
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket.
Before he rode off he said, ”By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there.
Did Santa bring that to you?”
Humoring the kid, the cop said, ”Yeah, he sure did.”
The kid said, ��well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the
horse, instead of on top.”