Christian Coalition-Approved Nicknames for Breasts – Mounds of Shame – Democrat Catchers – Pastor Baiters – Heavenly Canteens – Pearly Weights – Communion Woofers – Hooteronomies – Sweater Undulations – Beelzeboobs – Racks of lambs of God – Pamela 36:D – The Daughters of Lactiticus – Pizza Pizza – First and Second Mammalonians – NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)