Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl
suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal
boyfriends and name them after soda pops.
“I want mine to be 7-Up, ’cause 7 days a week he’s up.”
“I want mine to be Mountain Dew ’cause when he’s in between
my mountains, we’ll be doing it.”
“Mine’s gonna be Jack Daniel’s.”
“You can’t do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and
you’re talking about a hard liquor.”
“Exactly.”