The Chemistry Teacher’s Coming to TownYou better not weighYou better not heatYou better not reactI’m telling you nowThe Chemistry Teacher’s coming to town.He’s collecting dataHe’s checking it twiceHe’s gonna find outThe heat of melting iceThe Chemistry Teacher’s coming to town.He sees you when you’re decantingHe knows when you titrateHe knows when you are safe or notSo wear goggles for goodness sake.Oh, you better not filterAnd drink your filtrateYou better not be careless and spill your precipitate.The Chemistry Teacher’s coming to town.