your momma is so fat she made the one-size-fits-all store go out of business.
Category: yo mama
5 cents a screw
your mamma is just like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
Yo mama’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat we could’nt get her through the front door so we had to grease the door up and hold a Twinkie on the other side
Miscellaneous yo mama joke
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mamma!
Yo mama so fat,she dont have periods,she has exclamation points!
Yo momma so nasty
Yo momma so nasty she puts salt in her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mamma so fat
yo mamma so fat when she went to walmart she triped over k-mart roled over walmart landed on target
Yo mamas so poor
yo mamas so poor
yo mamas so poor- i came in her house in ask her what she was watching and she said,”ALL MY CHILDREN and there were seven roaches sitting on the tv.
yo mamas so poor- i through a rock at her house and it hit everyone inside.
Yo mama so dumb
yo mama so dumb, she stole free bread.
Your mommas so fat
your mommas so fat theres not an object big enough for a tampon for her