Category: yo mama

Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Mamma so Fat and clumsy she triped ova K-Mart and landed on Target!

Your momma so stupid, when she went to court, after the jugde yelled order in the court she said
yeah give me a large order of fries and a cheeseburger.

yo mamma so fat she goes up and down more times than a lift

Your mama’s so fat a school bus drove by and she yelled, “Stop that giant
twinkie!!”

yo mamas so dirty- she has plants growing out of her ass.

yo mamas so harry- they said,”Ate that Mighty Joe Youngs Sister?

yo mamma is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

your mommas so stupid she went to mcdonalds and asked for two scratch tickets

your mums so dumd when the computer said press any key she started too look for the any key button

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says “equator”.

your momma is so fat she made the one-size-fits-all store go out of business.