Category: yo mama

your mammas so fat on april fools day instaed of a kick me sign they put wide turn

your momma so fat she had to use a vcr for a pager

yo mammas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a “Malcom X” shirt, helicopters land on her!

Yo Momma so fat, they sent out a search party for her feet!

Your mama is so old she knew Burger Prince!

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in H-E-B and starved to death

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing she answerd MOVING

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks she is backing up

Yo momma so fat when she is walking down the street in a raincoat she has people chasing after her yelling TAXI TAXI

Your momma is so ugly . . .
They know exactly when she was born because her face stopped the clock!

yo mama so dumb she went to the tennis tournement and she took a condom to have sex

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

your momma so fat i have to roll over twice just to get on the other side

Your mama is so fat and her jeans are so tight. when she farts, it looks
like a mouse ran down her leg.