Category: yo mama

yo mamma iz like a vacume cleaner she sucks,she blows,and gets laid in the clazet

Your Momma is so fat she has a rollex for each finger.

Yo mama so bald when she whears a turtel neck she looks like a used condom.

your mammas so fat,that when she puts on a yellow rain coat people yell taxi taxi!

Yo mamma is so fat, when school busses drive by, she yells “Twinkies”!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she wore a hard hat to Wal Mart because it said
“Watch out for falling prices!”

Yo Mamma is so poor, I saw her diggin throught TOYS R US dumpster I said
what are you doing..she said Christmas shopping.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she came out of the water..people
said..”Hey..Free Willy”

Yo mamma is so dumb, the supermarket’s sign said “Wet Floor”…so she did!

yo momma is so fat that when she was swiming in the river spaniards came and clamed her the new world

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.

your mama so fat, that when she was compared to the Titanic she made it look like a sailboat.

How is the Carolina Panthers Defense and your moma alike?

Give them a quarter and they will let you score.

your momma so fat she fell over wal-mart and landed on target

Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.

yo mama fat she bent over and she got arrested for selling crack