Category: yo mama

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie “Twister”.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3. Re-start stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make-up again
20. Drive forward two metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided
24. Re-check make-up
25. Re-start stalled engine and move off
26. Drive for 3 – 4 miles
27. Release hand brake

your mommas so fat the cops stopped at a parkinglot and thought she was a doughnut

Yo mama so old, she knew pizza hut when it was a tent.

yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

yo mommas like the town bicycle, every ones had a ride

You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!
You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!
You’re momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!
You’re momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!
You’re momma so poor, her idea of big spendin’ is buyin’ a gumball!

Your mommas so fat when she sat on a doller bill blood came out of george washingtons nose.

Your momma’s like a ho she digs down and gets dirty with you

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so old, when God said,”Let there be light.”, she flipped the switch.

Yo mama so old, when she went into antique shop, somebody bought her.