Category: yo mama

Your mamma is so stupid she got locked in a toilet and shat herself!

MAMA…I LOVE U!!!

your mammmas so fat she saw a pool and thoughtit was a bath

Yo mama so fat she put on high heels and they became sandals.

Why isn’t Osama bin Laden getting and sex…?
Because everytime he spreads their legs he sees bush

Your momma is so stupid . . .
She wears a wig with a chin strap.

Your momma so fat that she uses a vcr as a beeper

Yo’ Daddy so bald,when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a
busted condom.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo mama so bald, you can see what she’s thinkin’ right through her head.

yo mama so fat that her stretch marks spell here name “big bitch”

Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow raincoat, and people yelled TAXI!!!!