Category: yo mama

Your momma is so skinny she layed down and dissapeared

Ur momma so fat she sat at the back of the bus and the bus did a wheelie.

yo mama so black people on the street call her the tar monster!

yo mama so dumb, that when her radio batteries died she buried them

Yo Mommas so fat she tripped over k-mart and landed on target.

Your momma so fat she sat on a doller and made change.

yo mammas so fat when she got hit by a bus she said “who through that rock?

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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

yo momma so ugly when she was a baby her dad had to tie porkchops around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history

dayin is so fat that when she put on her x-large pants she riped them

your mammmas so fat she saw a pool and thoughtit was a bath