yo mama

Yo mama went to Weight Watchers and the only thing she lost was $19.95…

Yo Mama

Yo mama so poor, she has to break into someone’s house to get what she needs.

yo momma teeth is so spreaded apart she tried to bite a cheese burger and missed.

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come
back to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?

yo mamma is so hairy she tried out for Chubaca and she got the part.

your mamma so big she pokes two holes in a hefty bag and attaches a ratchet strap for a g-string

she tryed to put m&ms in alfabetical order

yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

yo momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

yo momma is so fat that she turned rite aid left.

yo momma is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arested for mooning.

yo momma is so fat that when she wanted to go swimming everybody drounded.

Your Momma is so cheap that when I saw her digging in the trash can, I said,”What are you doing.”
Yo Momma said,”Shopping.”

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Momma is so stupid, she planted Cheerios in the garden thinkin they were doughnut seeds!!!!