Category: yo mama

Your Mamma is sooo stupid that when God was giving out brains, she thought he was giving out shakes, so she asked for a thick one!

Yo mamma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they told her no pros allowed.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

YO MOMMA IS SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES !

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!” “Oh my gaaad….”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, “Where’s my Rolex?”

That joke was so funny me and yo mamma both fell outa bed!

Yo mamma is so dumb she thought a pizza inn was a hotel.

Yo Mama’s so fat, her dog can only see her face when she sit’s down to eat.

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read –
(one at a time please!!!!!!)

Your Momma so Fat Wen she put on a yellow raincoat people think shes a taxi…

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said “Sorry ma’am no professionals””

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