Category: yo mama

yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey

One day a boy’s mom wanted to walk him to the bus stop. This boy’s mom was really fat. He said,”Momma

Yo mommas so ugly, her face is rated “R””
Yo mommas so fat

“If it weren’t for electricity

Yo Momma sooooo Poor that when her house caught on fire she went onto the roof, started clapping and stomping “Clap your hands and stomp your feet

YO MAMMA “U WOT””
went into your house

Yo momma sooo poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said, “Oh you lost a shoe?”” and she said

yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld

yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!””

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street

Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

your momma so old when she breast feeds she gives powdered milk.

yo momma so fat she wheres a rain coat and people mistake her for a school bus