Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo

yo mama so fat, that she couldnt jump to conclusion

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

yo momma so dumb, i asked her was the coast clear, she said it was too far to check.

your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested her for mooning

ya momma breath soo hot when she close her mouth the back of her head blow up.

Your mama is so fat, she walked out the door this morning with
high-heels, and came back with flip-flops.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

your mommas so old her birth certificate says
expired

Yo momma is fat she plays pool with the planets.

yo mammas so fat she saw a school bus and ran after it yelling stop that runnaway twinkie