YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP
Category: yo mama
Kermit
Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the frog!!!!!
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Dumb asss
yo momma so dumb, i asked her was the coast clear, she said it was too far to check.
Yo mama so fat
yo mama so fat, that she couldnt jump to conclusion
Ya momma
ya momma breath soo hot when she close her mouth the back of her head blow up.
Flip Flops
Your mama is so fat, she walked out the door this morning with
high-heels, and came back with flip-flops.
your mother is so ugly that when she stuck…
your mother is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arrested her for mooning
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
My Very Educated Mother….
Yo momma is fat she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma so
your mommas so old her birth certificate says
expired
Twinkie
yo mammas so fat she saw a school bus and ran after it yelling stop that runnaway twinkie