Category: yo mama

Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!

Your momma is sooo fat, every time she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!

Your mama so ugly when she joined an uglyness contest, they said
“Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama is like a fridge, everybody gets to stick their meat in
her.

Yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, she was disqualified for being a professional.

Hey, you leave my mama outta this and I’ll leave this outta your
mama!

your mama so fat when she turns to the side she is still in the front

yo mamas so fat she was laying on the beach and green peace came
up and shouted SAVE THE WHALES.

yo mamas fo stupit she staired at a bottle of tomarto sause
just because it said concentrait.

yo mamas so fat it was raining so she woar a yellow rain coat
and every one was yelling out TAXI!

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo