Category: yo mama

youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.

WHAT HAPPENS IF U MISS URE MOTHER-IN-LAW?
SHOOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up.

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

ur mamma is so fat when god said let there be light your mamma moved

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

your mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said who threw the rock

Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!

Yo mamas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world!

your mamas so fat it takes her five of her own lifetimes to walk around herself

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!