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Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
Your mama so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an
application.
Your mama so ugly when she walks by a toilet it flushes itself.
Your mama so ugly when she goes camping the bears light a fire to keep HER
away.
Your mama so ugly when she goes halloween shoppping people try to buy her.
yo mammas so fat wen she got pulled over and the cop asked for her D/L it said to be continued
yo mamas so fat shes got a peg leg with a kickstand
yo mamas so fat when i showed her a picture of her feet she couldnt id them
Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper!
You momma so fat she jumped out of an airplane in a yellow coat, and people thought the sun was falling.
Yo moma’s so fat that NASA had to orbit a sattelite around her
head!
Yo mama is so fat her 2 butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting
over a milk dud!
Yo moma is so ugly when she has to breast feed she has to knock
out the baby!
Yo moma is soo fat when you slap her thigh you can ride the
waves!
Yo moma is so fat when she went to London all the people started
singing “The London Bridge is falling down, falling down,
falling down.”
your momas so fat she has her own area code
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
yo mamma so dumb she had bad grades in school
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a open room
yo mama so stupid she Tried to do a driveby with a weel chair and a water gun
yo mama so damm stupid she put two qarter in her ear and thoght she was Listening to the new 50 cent
your mama’s so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start to sing:We are family, even though your bigger than me!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.