Category: yo mama

1.Ur momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.
2.Ur momma is so fat when she jumped outta the sky she got stuck.

3.Ur momma is so fat when she took one step she made an earthquake.

4.Ur momma is so ugly when she loooked into the mirror she got crusty.

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA’S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god’s bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington’s nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo mama so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug-burn.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

yo moma is so fat when she sits on a rainbow she makes skittles

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on scales they say i want your wieght, not your phone number

Yo Momma So Bald I can See What she is Thinking

your dady is so fat wen he sats on a cloud it dount just rain it hells.

Your momma is so skinny, if she grows an afro she would look like a used Q-Tip.

Yo mamma is so fat she gets her toenails painted at Earl Shibe.

yo mammas so poor she went into a kentucky fried chicken to lick
other peoples fingers

yo mammas so skanky that when she went to texis they said “ho
down” and she ducked

yo mammas like a squrile , shes always got nuts in her mouth

yo mammas got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mamas so stupid you can tell if shes been on the computer
cause theres white out all over the screen

yo mammas like a hardware store ten cents a screw

yo mamas got so many missing teeth it looks like her tounge is
in jail