Category: yo mama

Your mama is like a race car she burn fifty rubbers a day.

Yo mama’s so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.

You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!
You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!
You’re momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!
You’re momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!
You’re momma so poor, her idea of big spendin’ is buyin’ a gumball!

yo mamma is so fat her belt sive is equator

yo mamma is so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang

yo mamma is so fat i rolled over twice and i was still on the bitch

yo mamma is so fat is takes her 2days to turn round

yo mamma so old she was on the money that Moses had

Your mama’s so poor… The mice tripped her and the roaches stole her
wallet.

Your mama’s so poor… When you asked her what was for dinner she put her
feet on the table and said corn.

your mama’s so poor that… When I came over the roaches and her were
singing “We are family… and I got all my roaches with me.”

Yo mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama’s so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orangejuice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama’s so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so fat that when you went on vacation to Sea World, the security guards arrested you for trying to steal Shamu.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mamas so poor i walked in her house and lit a cigeratte and she said “clap your hands,stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat”

Yo mamas so fat she mistakenly ate a yellow bus full of white peole thinking it was a twinkie.

Yo Mama is so stupid the first time she used a vibrater she cracked her 2 front teeth

Your momma so ugli she makes micheal jackson look human