Category: yo mama

yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale said to be continued……….

your mamma is so fat she was baptised in deep sea world

Yo mama tiddys so dry and old man jumped on them and said dinner

your momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car

Yo MAMA’s so fat see couldn’t even fit in the house

Your mama is so old she farts dust!!!!

Your Mammas so, so fat, dat when she dresses in yellow, people yell out “Taxi!Taxi!””

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yo mam has more pricks than a 50 year old dart board!!!

yo mama is so poor that on halloween her trick was the treat.

your momma so fat she opened the frige and it said i give up

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s and by the time she got it on, it spelled ‘BOULEVARD’.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo’ Mama is so old, when God said ‘let there be light’, she was there to flick the switch.

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.