Category: yo mama

yo mama is so old, she farts out dust

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

your mommas like a candle and a t.v, a candle because she gets blown out by a puff and a t.v because she gets turned on by little kids

your mamma is so stupid she walked into a parked car

your mommas sooo fat when she goes outside in a red dress everyone yells KOOLADE!!!

yo mamma so ugly that when she was born the doctor pushed her back up the poontang.

You’re mumas a bitch except shes made out of fat!

ya momma hair so nappy, it took noah “7 days” to part it!

Yo Mamma so fat she like a big mac Full of fat and only worth 1 buck

yo momma so poor you ask whats for dinner she put her foot on the table and said corn

Your mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out
with an application!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too