Category: yo mama

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

your mammas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

you mamma so fat her s**t looks like small black children.

Whats the difference between your mama and a water buffalo?
About 25 pounds.
How do you even it out?
Either force feed the water buffalo, or shave your mama.

“You know why I’m so fat? Cause every time I fuck your mama, she bakes me
a cake!”

Yo mamma so fat bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion

Your mommas so fat hat when she bends over astronomers think its a black hole.

yo momma is so big fat and clumsy when she tried to go to wal-mat she tripped over k-mart and landed on target

YO MAMA SO DARK A RACOON RAN UP HER BUT AND SAID ” WHERE THE CREAM FILLING”

your mamma step on a scale and it said to be continued.

yor mamas so dumb she called the cops when somone stole her weed