Category: yo mama

Your mama’s so fat she uses the freeway for a slip and slide.

Yo mama so dumb she stoped in front of a stop sign and stood there for two years.

Yo momma is so fat it took two trains and a bus to get to her good side!

Your mammas but is so big when she sits down she is three feet tall

your mommas so stupid that when she was driving you to the airport and saw the sign that said airport left she turned around and brought ya home

yo mama so fat she steped on the scale and it said A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off of me

Your mama’s like a Snickers bar, she’s always packed with nuts.

Your mama’s so fat, when she walked in front of the T.V. we missed two
episodes of Friends!

Your momma so dumb she though asphalt was a butt disease!

Yo mamma is so fat she has her name on the richter scale

yo mamma is so fat when she got bummed she shit the guy out next day

Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!

your mommas so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale.