Category: yo mama

Ur momma is so fat, she uses a tree as a dildo!!

Yo mama so poor, I stepped on her old banged-up skateboard and she yelled, “Get off my car!”

Your Mama is so fat, that when she went to the farm, people said,Why is this pig out of its cage?

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

yo mama so stupid she sit on tha tv & watch tha couch

yo momma is small sh does backflips under the bed

yo mama is so fat and old god said let there be light and told her to move her fat ass out of the way

your mama so fat when she swam to the Pacific ocean the whales sang”we are family”

your momma is so hairy when dad sees her he mistakes her for a sasquach.

Ya mama so stupid she thought lucky charms was a jewlery company.
Ya mama is so stupid she hid all the captian crunch when the FBI said there was a serial killer on the loose.
Ya mama so ugly her nickname is Damn.
Ya mama so hairy she was offerd 100,000,000 dollars to play Mufasa’s stunt double in Loin King.

Yo mama is so old her toothbrush is a rock!

Yo mama is so poor she has to put free samples on lay-away!

Yo mama’s hair is so greasy Crisco called for your recipe!

yo mommas so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, people yelled out taxi