Category: yo mama

What do you call the best fisherman?

A master baiter.

Your mommas so fat, someone said it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl

your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit

Yo Mama Iz So Fat When She Stepped On The Scales It Read To Be Continued

Why can’t blondes take coffee breaks?
They’re too hard to retrain.

How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There’s white-out all over the screen.

Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive in movie?
She went to see CLOSED FOR THE SEASON.

Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?
To remind her that “toes go in first.”

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
RUN!!! – she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
Wave

How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up.

What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?

What’s the Blonde’s cheer?
” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well..
I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette
said, “Oh, look at the dead bird.” The Blonde looked up and said, “Where?”

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some
tracks. The first blonde said, “These look like deer tracks.”
The other one said, “No, they look like moose tracks!” They
argued for quite a while. In fact, they were still arguing when
the train hit them.

Yo mamma’s so fat when God said let there be light he said move over

Tell yo mama to stop wearing different color lipsticks–my dick
is starting to look like a rainbow.

You’re mama’s so fat, when she crosses the street, she doesn’t
have to watch out for the cars – the cars have to watch out for
her!

your mommas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

your mommas so slow she go hit by a parked car

your mommas so fat when she gos to the cinema she sits next to every one

your mommas so dumb she tryed to drown a gold fish

your mommas so ugly if my dog had the face of her i would shave its bum and train it to walk backwards

yo mamas so fat she stepped on our dogs tail and we had to rename him beaver

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

your momma is so fat, when she was in school she sat next to EVRYBODY!