Category: yo mama

yo momma so poor she went to kfc licking other peoples fingers.

Your mama’s so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said “to be continued.”

Your mama’s so fat that when she stepped off the scale it took 10 minutes to get back to zero.

your mamma so ugly, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama was fired from the sperm bank because she got caught drinking on the job!

Your mama is so funke

secret told on her.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 you were on a scale!

Your momma is so poor . . .
When I walked in, there were roaches all over the TV. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Watching All My Children.”

Ur mommas so stupid a school bus went buy and she said stop that twinkie!

Your mommas so fat, someone said it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl

your mama is so brown when she sat down she looked like a pile of dinousaur shit