Category: yo mama

your mommas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people frown

yo mama is so fat she uses a sofa as tampax

Yo mama is so ugly that when she ran into a brick wall the wall moved.

a man phoned a chinese up and said do u deliver the chinese man said no we do chicken and steak

Your Momma so fat that when she dressed as an elephant the zoo confused her and took her in!

Yo mama so fat she got her own magnetic poles.

your mommas so fat that she uses the impire state as her anal thermometer

yo momma’s so fat that when she was born she made the Grand Canyon

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is soo fat she makes “Godzilla” look like an action figure.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

wen she sawl a school buss she said “Hey stop that twinckey