Category: yo mama

Her clothes come in three sizes. Extra Large, Jumbo, and OH MY
GOD, IT’S COMING TOWARDS US!!!

– Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
– Yo mama’s so hairy, when she spreads her legs ,the first thing that comes to my mind is “We’re going to Bush Gardens.”

Your momma is so fat . . .
She fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat that when I walked around her, I got lost.

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

yo,momma is so poor that when i went to her house and rang the door bell, she ran to the door and said “ding dong”

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she got liposuction, she drowned the
doctor.

Yo mama’s so slutty, there is a street sign pointing to her
bedroom.

This is the funniest joke in the world you ready….here goes…

There were these six men…they were in an airplane…oh man, I forgot the punchline…but your Momma is a whore

Your mama’s pussy so dry even the crabs carry a canteen.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she ran into a brick wall the wall moved.