Category: yo mama

ya mammas so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway!!!

yo mama’s so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said the one on the roof.

your mom is so stupid she failed a blood test

Your momma is so old, she still owes jesus a dollar
Your momma is so fat, she stood on the scales and it said “to be continued”
your momma is so dumb, she locked her self in the toilet and still pissed her self
Your momma is so fat, she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out
your momma is so old, she farts out dust
your momma is so old, she has cobwebs in her armpits
your momma is so skinny, she can dodge the rain
your momma is so short, she sits on the kurb and her legs still dangle
your momma is so dumb, she tried to get on the plane with a bus pass
your momma is so fat, when she enters a doctors waiting area, she sits next to everyone

Your momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone.

yo mamma is so stupid she got looked in the bathroom and pissed her self

Your momma so dumb she stoped at a stop sighn waiting for it to turn green

Yo mama so fat when I want to get around her I have to slap her butt and ride the wave!

Yomama is like humpy dumpy,she gets humped then dumped.

yo mama is so stupid that she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call

Your mom is so ugly….i looked at her and said how was your
day!!!hahaha..
your mommy is so ugly…..when u were born you came out of her
and saw her face and tried as hard as you could to get back
in..loll..
your daddy is so hott i had sex with him last night in ur bed
and um theres nothing left to say…….and everyone who reeads
this should laugh because its very funny…:)~kate~I LOVE YOU
TIFFANY

yo mama so stupid she enterd a stupid contest and they said no experts