Category: yo mama

Your mama is SO ugly…..when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!

yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was the mexican phone line.

Yo mommas so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

yo mamas so fat when she gave me her wieght I thought it was her phone number

your mum is so fat when she volountered to clean the cages at the zoo,everybody would walk past and say look at that fat hippopotamus

yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road!

Yo mama is so fat that Jackie Chan couldn’t go around her in 80 days.

Your mammas so stupid when your dad came in and said it was chili outside she ran and grabed a spoon.

Your Mommas so poor, that she has to go to Chuck E. Cheese to strip for tokens

Yo mama is so black…
that when she went to a night class they marked her absent!

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said animals do not compute

yo mama so stupid when tried to work at job on the paper she saw sex and she put two times a week