Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

yo mama is so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

your mama is so dumd that she got run over by a parked car

your mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuk

Yo mama so fat that God couldn’t lift her spirit.

yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the sea, a whale saw her and said

We are family, you, my brother, sisters and me

yo mama so fat, when she did the backstroke in the Atlantic people said Free Willy!

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped outside everyone thought there was an eclipse.

your momma is so dirty that she made dirt look clean

yo mama like a doorknob everyone gets a turn