Category: yo mama

Yo momma so stupid she thought Piglet was a new breakfast roll

Yo momma so ugly, you had to tie a porkchop around her neck just so the dog would play with her

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

You mamma is so fat . . .
Her high school graduation photo was an aerial photograph.

yo ama so stupid she went to the super bowl and took a spoon

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo momma so dumb they told her it was chilly outside so she went and got a bowl

yo mama is so fat that i cant see around her

Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming with a black suit on the whales start singing, “WE ARE FAMILY… EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FATTER THAN ME”

yo mama so poor I sat on a penny and she told me get of my paycheck

yo mamas so fat when she goes to the zoo people start shuting hippopotumus

your momma so fat she dunks her vitamins in brown gravy