Category: yo mama

your mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

your momma so stupid when she went to the grocery store she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour because it said ‘concentrate’

yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat

YO mamas soo fat, she was riding down the street in a red suit and fire fighter said weres the fire?

A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He’s going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, “I’ve heard just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes – we ain’t all stupid here in Arkansas!” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says, “You stay out of this mister– I’m talking to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!”

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE WAS AT A CARNIVAL IN A FUN HOUSE AND SHE BROKE EVERY MIRROR ON HER WAY OUT!!!!!

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Yo mama is so stupid, I asked for a color t.v. and she said, “Which color?””

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Yo mama so fat when she wears a tie die shirt everyone yells “look at the hotair balloon.”

Yo mama is soooooooooo fat that
when she hits her thigh it makes a HUGE
wave.

Yo momma so ugly, you had to tie a porkchop around her neck just so the dog would play with her