Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says “one person please.””

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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

Yo momma is so fat when her and your dad have sex, he rolls over twice and he’s still on tha bitch!!!

yo mam so fat she is astapede of one.

Your mamas so poor, her tits are real.

your mom like home depot 5 cent`s a screw`

Yo mama so fat that she saw a school bus go by and she said “Hey, stop that twinkie!”

A kid walks up to his mom and asks “Whats up?”
She answers:”Nothing but my Low Fat diet!”

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the movies and saw “Under 18 not addmitted”, she went home and came back with 17 of her friends.

Your mommas so round her favorite sport is bowling because all she has too do is role around