Category: yo mama

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.

Your mama is so fat, that when she came back from weight watchers, she had a shirt on that said MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

yo momma is so old ,her titty milk is powder

Your mama is so fat…
…people exercise by running laps around her.
…the government wants to make her a state.
…I need double vision to see her.
…she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
…when she was a baby, her first word was “Oink”.
…her favorite food is fifths.
…her shoes smile when she take them off.
…when she roll over, it registers the Richter scale.

yo mama so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everyone

yo momma so old she was the dj at the Boston Tea party!

Yo mama is so fat Spain claimed her as the new world.

Your momma so fat that when shes wears a yellow rain jacket in public people yell out, taxi!

Yo Momma so dumb, she got fired from a blow-job

The last time your mother saw a phone number it was on the scale.

Your momma so black, when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”