Category: yo mama

Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo mama so fat that every time she goes to McDonalds they have to change the sign.

yo moms so fat she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the POWER!

Your mama is so fat that the Liberty Bell is now the second
largest thing with a big crack.

YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE PUT A CANDY BAR IN THE LELL WAY.

YA MOMMA SO OLD SHE STILL OWES JESUS FOOD STAMPS.

YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE PUT ON A RAIN COAT PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING TAXI!

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

your momma is so dirty when she takes a bath she has to sneak up on the water

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the rainbow Skittles popped out.

Your mama is so dumb, she thought
taco bell was a mexican phone company.

your mamas so fat, bill gates couldnt pay for her lypo