Category: yo mama

Your momma s dume she triped over a cordless phone.

your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus and started yelling twinkee

Yo Momma So Fat A Bus Hit Her and she said stop pushing

ya mamma so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her

Your mommas so fat people run around her for exercise

Your mommas so fat she has her own area code

Your mommas so fat when her phone rings people think shes reversing

Your mommas so slutty I bet you wonder who your daddy is

Yo Mama so dumb she tried to eat Jerry “Rice”.

Your Mommas so fat she went bungeejumping and
went straight to hell.

Yo mama so fat she could use the equator as a belt.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Your momma is so fat . . .
She puts mayo on aspirin.