Your momma breath smells so bad, when she talk to somebody she kill them.
Category: yo mama
Your Mama
Your mama’s soo ugly, even the dog won’t fuck her!
Your mama has so little sex, she can’t even find her pussy any more!
When you were born the Lord siad to your mother, “oh no not another one!”
Your mama’s so deperate she uses inflatable women!
Fat
Your momma is so fat, she comes from both sides of the family!
Ure momma
ure mum is so dumb she climbed over da glass wall to see wat was on the ove side
Fat Shower
Your mama is so fat she showers with diet soap.
Watching the couch
Your mamma is so stupid she sits on the telly and watches the couch
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
yo moma so fat and stinky:that when she farted…
yo moma so fat and stinky:that when she farted she caused world war 3
FATTY
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE USES MEXICO , THE WHOLE COUNTRY AS HER TANNING BED
Hi-five!
yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
Your Mommas so poor
Your mommas so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!!!!!!!!!!
Ya mammas that FAT
ya mammas so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway!!!