Category: yo mama

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo Mama so fat she was walkin 2 wal mart, tripped over k-mart and landed on target! 🙂

Your Momma is so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo Mama is like a turtle

If she falls on her back shes screwed

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

ur mamma so hairy,when u were born u got rug burns

YO mamma is so stupid she stole a free cookie.

your momma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

-yo mama is so fat, everyone at the park huddled under her for shade
-yo mama is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull
-yo mama is so fat, i got lost in her toes

Yo Mama so fat-
–she went to tha beach and tha bleached whales were singin WE R FAMALY EVEN THO U BIGGER THAN ME
–Her nickname on tha street is HOLY SHIT
–she doesnt wear G-strings she wears A,B,C,D,E,F,and G strings
–her blood type is RAGU
–she steped on a scale and it said one at a time please
–she steped on a scale and it said to be continued….

Yo Mama so Dumb-
–She sold her car fo gas money
–she studied fo a blood test and Failed
–on her job application were it waz written sex she put M,F and sumtimes on Wednesday
–she sits on tha TV and watches tha couch

YO mama like a postal stamp like her, stick her, and send her away.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn