Category: yo mama

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out!!!

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

your mamma is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and wated for a gumball to pop out.

Yo mama is so fuckin nasty shes like dominos pizza; cheap, greasy, and cums within 30 minutes or less.

Yo ma so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.

your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the �11� button so she could dial 911!

yo mama so tall, she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the
mouth.

yo mama so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

yo mama’s glasses are so thick, she looks at a roadmap and sees
people waving.

yo mama so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.

yo mama so short, she can tie her shoes standing up.

yo mama so bald, i can see whats on her mind

yo mama sooo dumb she thought taco bell was a mexican phone compaine

your momma so fat she walked outside and got stuck.blam

Yo mom is so fat that she has to sleep in Cliffords dog house.

your momas so stupid she put 25c in a parkingmeter and said wheres my gumball