Category: yo mama

Yo mama’s so fat when she ate a salad the world’s rainforests went extinct.

Yo mamas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

ya mamma so fat,when she sits down she sits next to everyone.

your mamma is so old when she was told to act her age ,she dropped dead

yo mamas so fat she went on a bungee jump and went straight to hell

your momma is so fat that she walked out the house with heels and came back with slippers

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a paint roller to put on her
lipstick.
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yo Mamma is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for disturbing the peace.

Your mommas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill gorge Washington started to sing oh say can you see get your fat ass off me.

Your mama is old when you squeeze her tits cheese comes out.

Your mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,
“I’ve got power!”