yo moma teeth so yellow when she colse her mouth her stomach light up.
Category: yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
yeast
Yo mama is so poor the last time she made bread was when she had a Yeast infection
Fat Mama
Your mama is so fat she had to wipe her ass wit a mattress!
Your mama is so poor
YO mama is so poor when someone stepped on a ciggarette bud she sad,”Who turned off the heater?”
Your Momma’s so skinny
Your momma is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Your momma so fat
your momma so fat it took her 2 hours just to wipe her butt once after taking a dump
Yo mama so fat!
yo mama so fat she’s the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo momma so fat
yor momma so fat that when she put on a red dress everyone thought she was the coolaid man
Your momma
yo momma so fat she rolled over and burnt her ass on a light bulb
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Big butt
Your mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a slop
bucket.