Category: yo mama

yo momaso ugly when she was born they had to feed her with a sling shot

your momma is so fat when she got lost they had to lose all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mammas teeth are so yellow she spits butter

yo mamma like a dominoes pizza, one request and she’s topless.

yo mamas so fat that everytime she turns round its her bithday

your mama is so small she cummited suicide by steping of the sidewalk.

Your mama’s like the Pillsburry Doughboy…everyone gets a poke.

1. yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

2. yo mamma is so old she waited tabels at the last supper

3. yo mamma is like a hockey player she dont change her pads for 3 periods

4. yo mamma is so short u can see her feet on her drivers license.

5. yo mamma is so fat she hollahoops with the rings of saturn.

6. yo mamma is so ugly she put the boogeyman out of buisness.

Yo mamas so dumb she tried to throw a stone at the ground but she missed.

Yo mamma so black, when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on.

Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said miss. if it move im’a shoot it

your mamas so fat even the bathtub has stretchmarks.