Category: yo mama

yo momma is so stupid she thuaght she comited suiside while jumping of a curb

A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, “TGIF, sir,” to which he replies, “S-H-I-T, ma’am.” Surprised, she replies, “Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice , TGIF stands for ‘Thank goodness it’s Friday.’ The man replies, “SHIT stands for ‘Sorry honey it’s Thursday.’

yo mammas so fat, the telephone company
gave her TWO area codes!

Yo momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red t-shirt, little kids follow her and yell “Hey Koolaid”

Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Your mama is just like a gumball machine…25 cents a blow.

You are so poor I was walking to my house and I saw your mom moving a trashcan. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving her house because it was to noisey over there.

Your mammas so old that your when your mom went to se your grandpa after your grandma died he said there you are.

Yo momma so ugly, that when she was born, the doctor said, “next time, the
bathroom is over there.”

Yo momma stinks so bad that she makes Right Gaurd turn left, Sure
confused, and Ultra Dry wet.

Yo momma so poor that when she orders a large pizza she has to eat it
outside of the house.

When yo momma was born the doctor said immidiatly, “Yes, you must keep
her.”

When yo momma farts, everybody listens.

yo momma so fat that when she was goin 2 walmart she tripped over target and fell over k-mart

Yo momma so fat, she put a red dress and walked outside people started shouting “Koolaid”

Your mama is so fat she goes to the beach and the whales sing, we are family even though your bigger than me.